Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Holy Cow.

So, I am going to be going to Vegas in a couple of months and on a beach vacation a month after that. Summer weather is coming, aka swimsuit weather. That last statement makes me depressed just thinking about it. Last night, I went to walmart and bought a weight scale.

Stood on the scale, instant depression. I got in my car and went to the gym the second I stepped down. If I didn't get to the gym quickly I was going to lock myself in my room forever. I am so embarrassed about how much I weigh. So, because of bathing suit weather and because I am HUGE I have to lose weight.

I have always been the type of person to have to watch what I eat. I have never been the naturally skinny girl. I have also came to realization that no matter what I do, I will never have a flat stomach. Unless I became some kind of fitness guru, which is never going to happen. lol.

Therefore, I am going to start working out and follow with a better diet. Wish me luck and if anyone has any tips. Please Share!!!

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Tinder.

Okay, I have mentioned tinder before but I think it is time to post some of the messages I have got.

I have had tons of matches, (no boyfriends or dates), just matches. Tinder is weird to me. I honestly don't know if I would ever go on a date with someone  I met from tinder. That being said, It is very fun to get on there and play the game.

So, I have got lots of normal messages from men. However, I have got a couple not so normal messages.

The first and probably the strangest message I have got was from a young gentleman named Colton.

Colton sends me a youtube video link:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGiulPm3IU
and then says "this could be us." The video is Lemme Freak by Lil Dickey. Yup. If you have never heard the song, its a very interesting one. Colton then preceeds to tell me he can do most of those things. Most?! C'mon man, what a dissapointment.

The next message was from a hottie named Joe.

 Joe: You should probably not talk to girls who meet up with dudes at TGIF.
Me: what
Joe: lol sorry, whats up

Joe maybe hott but he definitely needs to work on the pick up lines.

The last most recent message if from Mr. Jesse.

Jesse sends: After a brief look at your tinder pictures, I have already married and divorced you in my mind. I just want to thank you for all the wonderful memories. There will always be a special for you in my heart..... P.S. You can keep the beach house. But i want the dog and the movies back.
Me: well neat
Jesse: Lol guess you're happy with the beach house? How was your day?
(at this point I decided to play along)
Me: my day was good but not near as good as it would have been if i was at the beach house

As soon as I say this dude stopped replying. I guess he was done with the game.

My best friend said "tinder is like the comic con of freakazoids." I find this to be a very true statement. At comic con there is a few normal, not so extreme people but mostly extreme, insane individuals. Tinder has a couple normal people, most are freaks.